The Key to My Heart...
...is most definitely not through big-box-store-bought Valentine's Day cr*p.
Don't get me wrong--I'm a sucker for romance on most days. But I am that buzzkill girl that doesn't buckle to cupid's arrow for the big day. And you know what? I'm not alone. There are others who are as cynical and non-mushy as I am. Y'know how I know? There's a greeting card market for it. It's real. That right there is the ultimate qualifier.
So, without further ado, here some fun cards from Canadian Etsy sellers to celebrate this nauseating holiday.