How I Read Baby Books in Ridiculous Voices
I'm going to drop a truth bomb, folks. Reading baby board books is melting my brain.
I'm a bookworm. I like stories. I like my italicization to make sense and my characters diverse. But in the world of board books, the only way I cope is by reading to Baby Clemington using the most ridiculous voices imaginable.
Board Book Boredom: reading baby books in ridiculous voices
Featuring Little Brown Mouse, as narrated by: Cher from Clueless
Featuring Little Nutbrown Hare, as narrated by: Tacobell Chihuahua
As narrated by: Liam Neeson
Honestly, everything is better when it is in the voice of Liam Neeson. It gives this book a much needed ominous Taken vibe, which makes you wonder about the fate of the old lady whispering hush.