How I Read Baby Books in Ridiculous Voices

Bored of reading board books to your kiddo? Try using ridiculous voices. All the cool kids are doing it.

I'm going to drop a truth bomb, folks. Reading baby board books is melting my brain.

I'm a bookworm. I like stories. I like my italicization to make sense and my characters diverse. But in the world of board books, the only way I cope is by reading to Baby Clemington using the most ridiculous voices imaginable.


Board Book Boredom: reading baby books in ridiculous voices


Featuring Little Brown Mouse, as narrated by: Cher from Clueless

 

What's with the lack of female characters in the Gruffalo? All male pronouns, all the time. I've added a dose of girl power by casting Little Brown Mouse as a decidedly sassy teenage girl. (Full disclosure: characters from Mean Girls are also excellent for this)







Featuring Little Nutbrown Hare, as narrated by: Tacobell Chihuahua


I dare you to try reading all of the Little Nutbrown Hare parts to the voice of the Tacobell Chihuahua without being the happiest person alive. If you don't remember the little dog, here's a reminder:





 As narrated by: Liam Neeson 

 

Honestly, everything is better when it is in the voice of Liam Neeson. It gives this book a much needed ominous Taken vibe, which makes you wonder about the fate of the old lady whispering hush.




Do you have any goofy ways of coping with baby books?? I'd love to hear all about it!!


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Thank you for your comments! I love reading them all and will reply when I can.

xo♥clem