Hello lovelies!

I've been a mean, mean blogger and not sharing all the details about my most impressive DIY to date--- making a baby! From scratch. In my belly. Where only food used to be. Creating human bones and tissue and stuff. Ahem.

I don't know about you, but I am a weirdo when it comes to acknowledging the existence of internal organs. As far as I'm concerned, I am filled with plush or beans or foam or something. Thinking about the internal workings of the human body is something I leave to my numerous nursey friends and people less squeamish. So you can imagine my surprise to feel all the changes happening inside where the plush and bean filling usually sat undisturbed...

...Yeah. I have a little human growing inside me. It's a pretty cute little human, and it's a little human boy y'all are going to know as #babyclemington.

A few link parties ago, I featured a post about protecting your baby online. It freaked me out. I decided immediately to build a sort of online namelessness into my routine for baby, and cover my bases. Let's face it: parenting decisions start now. And I don't want to fail the first test!

Don't you worry--there will be plenty of #babyclemington posted all over social media. Just... watermarked. And, without using names or specific dates. For those who follow along and know us personally, I know you are awesome enough to help me keep the name and personal details offline. And for everyone else---you must know me well enough by now to know you will still get most of the juicy details! Just not identity-stealing type details. But as a not creepy person, that won't bother you at all, will it? Didn't think so. You rock!

In case you're wondering about the name Clemington, it's my new superhero name. Sorta. But by superhero name, I mean a fun hybrid name our little family is going to go with. I know, that's painfully cute. I think that's my life now. :)


We'll talk soon about all the other wild life happenings!! I promise.